The Bluebat

Just an old retired firefighter.
Some things on here may be NSFW, I was a firefighter afterall.
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hodgman:

That’s one dove per person. Don’t skimp on the doves. AND DONT PUT IN MORE THAN ONE FIFTH BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE OR YOU WILL RUIN IT. THIS IS A SCIENCE RECIPE FOR COOKING DOVES UP.

hodgman:

That’s one dove per person. Don’t skimp on the doves. AND DONT PUT IN MORE THAN ONE FIFTH BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE OR YOU WILL RUIN IT. THIS IS A SCIENCE RECIPE FOR COOKING DOVES UP.

the-goddamazon:

huffingtonpost:

'Columbusing': when white people think they discovered something they didn't

Want more examples of ‘Columbusing?’ watch the full video here.

(Source: College Humor)

LMFAOOOOO

lol

(via upworthy)

srsfunny:

Jesus Does Not Approvehttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Jesus Does Not Approve
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Batman Meets Catwomanhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Batman Meets Catwoman
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

toninetica:

Apache Girl 1938
Photo by Emile Savitry

toninetica:

Apache Girl 1938

Photo by Emile Savitry

(via louxosenjoyables)

elenamorelli:

{ into the forest // darkness and light and bokeh }

(via evilbitchhag)

I am very upset about illegal immigrants Puffed-Rice Looking Nobody, probably written while in a house built by undocumented labor, from a computer probably shipped from a non-union warehouse staffed with undocumented labor, typed with puffed-rice looking fingers kept alive, blood circulating with nutrients plucked from the ground by undocumented labor. (via brujagirl)

(Source: chanclazo, via garbagejpeg)

fer1972:

Today’s Classic: Bad Girls and Bat Wings

1. Albert-Joseph Pénot, Bat Woman (1890)

2. Jószef Arpád Koppay, Lion and Woman with Devil Bat Wings Chained Together (date unknown)

3. Johann Heinrich Füssli, The Mad Kate (1807)

4. Gabriel Ferrier, Moonlit Dreams (1874)

5. Vasily Kotarbinsky, Dark Star (date unkwown)

(via littlebunnysunshine)